Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Information you hope you never need to know

Some years ago when I was married, we had an old VW Beetle. This thing was truly falling apart. (Things were even taped on with duct tape.) When you wanted to stop, you had to brake with one foot and keep the gas going with the other, or it would stall out. And considering it was a stick shift, that made using the clutch quite a feat of coordination.

The marriage ended (not because of the car) and we were lucky enough to be one of those "ex-couples" who continued to feel a deep sense of care and respect for one another, even in the midst of all the anger and sadness that is part of grieving the end of a relationship.

I was especially lucky because my ex- was very good at fixing things, especially that old Beetle. When the brakes were feeling a bit... well... not what they usually were, he came over with his tools one day and went to work fixing it for me. (Bless his heart.) Afterwards he came inside, wiping his greasy hands on a rag, with a concerned look on his face.

"Well, I've done the best I can," he said. "But I'll be honest. It's not looking good. The whole system is pretty much shot."

"Oh," I said. "Well, um... Thanks for doing what you can. You know I appreciate it. But... what does this mean?" I asked, trying to mask the panic that was welling up inside me, that he could see right through because he knew me so well.

"That means... You gotta know something important. You gotta know that the parking brake is on a different system. So, if the brakes ever give out on you when you're driving, I want you to pull up hard on the parking brake. It won't be pretty, but it could save your life."

"Um... OK." I said, staring off into space the way I do when I am processing new information.

"I'll show you," he said. And out we went for a short drive. He showed me and then he stopped the car and got out. "Now you do it," he said.

"Nuh uh. That's OK," I said.

"NO, it's not. Remember, this could save your life. Drive!" He said, opening my door for me.

We switched places and I tried stopping without using the brake pedal. It was a lot of lurching, but it worked.

I was grateful that he'd been able to tighten up the brakes for me, but it didn't take long for them to loosen up again. Not two months later, the brakes failed completely. I was going down a big hill, towards a set of lights that were about to turn red. I remembered the parking brake trick and tried it. Thankfully, it worked. (I was VERY glad he'd made me practice it!) I'm not sure it saved my life, but it did prevent a fairly major accident.

The car went into a "real" mechanic after that who promptly told me that it was completely unsafe for the road, couldn't believe the amount of duct tape that had been used and said that yes, I could repair it, and no, it would not be worth it because for the same amount it would cost to repair it, I could buy something better.

Long story short: Bye bye, Beetle.

The moral of the story? The parking brake trick was information I hoped I'd never need to know, but I was sure glad I did know it. (And I was especially glad that I was on on good terms with my ex-!)

Needless to say, I've since graduated to a much newer car in much better shape. I'm still not the world's most confident driver and given the choice, I'll almost always let someone else drive.

But yesterday, I was driving alone, in yucky conditions. Over the past few days we've had a lot of snow for Calgary and it's been bitterly cold (around -20 C).

Last night I got stuck going up a hill on the way home from seeing my massage therapist. Luckily it was a residential road and it was after the rush hour. But still, it wasn't fun. There I was, sliding, with wheels spinning and the car was not happy. I was not happy.

It took me almost a full 15 minutes, but I managed to get up the hill. I had to roll back down, almost to the bottom again, and then take it quite slowly, avoiding the trenches of my own previous tracks.

When I got home, I relayed the episode to my room mate, who knows more about cars than I do. (Most people do, really...) and I learned another bit of information that I did not know. After explaining that my car was most likely a front wheel drive and the basic physics of what happens to a front wheel drive when you're going up an icy hill, he said, "Well, if you get caught like that again, the best bet might be to see if you can get yourself completely turned around and try going up the hill in reverse."

He explained that it has to do with getting the weight of the vehicle over the driving wheels.

Huh! Who knew? (Obviously not me!)

But there you are... More information I hope I never have to use... but damn it, if I need it, I'll be glad to have it!

I want my next car to be a Hummer... with a driver, dammit!

10 comments:

Backofpack said...

Yikes! Snowy winter driving is scary. I've used the parking brake trick, but never heard the other one. Thanks for sharing it!

Anvilcloud said...

Well, I don't think too many people will try going uphill in reverse. Boggles the mind.

D said...

I'll take the hummer and the driver too! Snow isn't bad - it's the ice that is scary.

Turtle Guy said...

I used the parking brake once to avoid an accident - quite effectively.

Did you know that in order to do a doughnut in a front-wheel drive car, you must do it backwards as well?

Ginger Breadman said...

Be careful out there, no matter what kind of car you end up in!

Arrogant Polyglot said...

Do you remember my white Ford Escort? After about one year with her, I started to have my fair share of problems. $500 here, $800 there. I was running out of money and patience, and VISA wasn't going to give me another limit increase.

I was explaining the story to an old friend and he offered some rather comedic advice. "I know exactly what you need to do," he proceeded to say. "Pop the hood and unscrew the radiator. Take the cap in your right hand, back up two steps, replace radiator cap on a new car, and then close the hood."

We're not friends any more.

robtherunner said...

Driving uphill backwards is something I hope I never have to do. I can do without the parking brake trick as well.

I am with you on the Hummer and the driver though.

Dawn - Pink Chick said...

I suck when it comes to winter driving. Funny I learned to drive in mid Feb in Fernie with snowbanks higher then houses but then I did 8 years in Victoria with now snow and I walked, biked or ran everywhere.

So now I'm back to walking, running or bussing everywhere...lol.

ipodmomma said...

glad you made it home okay. you and I know about the same when it comes to cars...

happy running!

Rockin' Hejabi said...

If you want to have a driver, then move to a country like Qatar where they are cheap and abundant. You can live like a queen there, my dear!